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pembroke: celery yes this celery looks nicer than my celery very good

pembroke:

celery

yes this celery looks nicer than my celery

very good

dennys: NO ONE WOULD EVER SAY THIS

dennys:

NO ONE WOULD EVER SAY THIS

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hello-deano: "It's not his powers, it's not his costume, it's...

hello-deano:

"It's not his powers, it's not his costume, it's not his heritage. It's that, unlike his myriad counterparts, he has more faith is us than we have in ourselves […] that faith elevates and redeems the human race.

Notice how the men and women of Superman's world, from Perry White to Jimmy Olsen to even the loutish Steve Lombard, have so clearly been fortified with Superman's courage and reverence for truth and life. And most important, watch how Superman achieves his ultimate victory - not with a swing of his invulnerable first but with a gift of understanding. In every fight, Superman punches when he must and grapples when he has to, but at the end of every battle, he wins his best and most decisive victories when he allows his foes to see their world - our world - through his eyes.

When Superman, without a second's hesitation, takes time from his world-building feats to embrace and comfort a suicidal young girl. When he tells her, "you're much stronger than you think you are", they become the most moving words we have ever read in Superman history. And they are perfect because they reveal, in one sentence, the fundamental secret of Superman and why we love him so:

Gods achieve their power by encouraging us to believe in them.

Superman achieves his power by believing in us."

Mark Waid, 2008

espeonchan: didney-worl-no-uta: tentacrab: Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't...

espeonchan:

didney-worl-no-uta:

tentacrab:

Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

A jury in Bexar County, Texas just acquitted Ezekiel Gilbert of charges that he murdered a 23-year-old Craigslist escort—agreeing that because he was attempting to retrieve the $150 he'd paid to Lenora Ivie Frago, who wouldn't have sex with him, his actions were justified.

Gilbert had admitted to shooting Frago in the neck on Christmas Eve 2009, when she accepted $150 from Gilbert and left his home without having sex with him. Frago, who was paralyzed by the shooting, died several months later.

Gilbert's defense argued that the shooting wasn't meant to kill, and that Gilbert's actions were justified, because he believed that sex was included as part of the fee. Texas law allows people "to use deadly force to recover property during a nighttime theft."

The 30-year-old hugged his defense attorneys after the "not guilty" verdict was read by the judge. If convicted, he could have faced life in prison. He thanked God, his lawyers, and the jury for being able to "see what wasn't the truth."

i hate this state

I fucking despise humanity

did they just basically call a woman's sex property

quietprofanity: not-in-front-of-the-klingons: Don't unfollow...

quietprofanity:

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

Don't unfollow me

I laughed way too hard at this.

This is a gif that should be in every Trekkie's blog That...

This is a gif that should be in every Trekkie's blog

That right there is my idol! She went in for a double ass slap and did is flawlessly

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and it just keeps getting better the longer I watch it.

I love how DeForest smiles afterwards, too.

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8yearoldslut: me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

officialpresidentkony2013:

deaththepug: thisnurserighthere: ramwife: this is literally...

deaththepug:

thisnurserighthere:

ramwife:

this is literally my absolute favourite gif ever

MAKE THIS A SONG.

is it bad that i read this in a little girls voice

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kleenexorcism: 500% sure i annoy literally every person

kleenexorcism:

500% sure i annoy literally every person

sasstielspn: madabearr: HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY...

sasstielspn:

madabearr:

HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE

made a good first impression you cultured sex thing

A book series that will destroy your life ➭ Skulduggery...

A book series that will destroy your life ➭ Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

wesley-crusher: scienceing: An exotic creature from an alien...

wesley-crusher:

scienceing:

An exotic creature from an alien world.

For every person to join the Trek fandom, there comes a time at which they are introduced to the Star Trek Unicorn Dog.

It's never too late.